I Didn't Play With Barbies And Other Reasons I'm Not Cool

I didn't play with Barbies. Or any of those dolls that allow you to give them makeovers with play makeup or by cutting their hair. As a result, I'm cosmetically challenged and have suffered a series of bad haircuts. These are my confessions.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005


How sad and pathetic are you if you find yourself in hysterics over the end of You've Got Mail? I was just sitting there minding my business, having a perfectly normal day, not one in which included turning into a blubbering mess of estrogen. Then, what happened? I'll tell you what happened. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan happened. And there was magic. And I start to think things like, why can't I find a Joe Fox?
It was at that moment I knew I had hit rock bottom.
I need to start watching movies with more guns. And aliens. But I'll probably just watch Beaches instead.

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